OMG, I went to the DP for the first time today. What a stunning experience! Terrifying, scentsational, exhilarating.
First, this costumed red, hairy mop bigfoot thing chased me around smelling me you know where. Then, I met this dog with slobber between his eyes. Seriously, can’t he feel that loogie sitting there? It’s all I can see. I can’t get my eyes of it. I think he is trying to hypnotize me.
Next, I was terrorized by this black dog on speed. I thought he was going to spontaneously combust. His energy level was ADD x a million. Dude, seriously, read my ears. He needed a chill pill like nobody’s business. This tan dog seemed pretty cool.
Then, I saw her. The girl of my dreams. She was really in my dream, and she just sauntered on by. I feel like Popeye. My eyes were literally about to pop out of my head. It’s her. How did she get here and why didn’t she notice me? It is all too much. Too soon. Too scenty. Too slobbery. Too new vibey. Too cuckcoo nesty. I gotta get out of here.
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